RaceCar Shopping Carts

After work today I decided to go to go to Harris Teeter, keep in mind this will have been the second time today I went since I dropped by at lunch to get some sushi and wine. The two were not related but that is beside the point. It was raining and cold and as I reached for a cart, I asked myself if it would be weird if I grabbed one of those carts that looks like a race car. Now, I don't have any children, so I thought this might be awkward. But, on another note, I thought why shouldn't I use one of the race car carts. There are clearly no rules that state this is unacceptable. Then I started to think I wouldn't get much shopping done because every time i would look down and realize I was pushing a race car I would laugh. Then I would make a sound similar to that of an engine reving up and want to take off.  Haha..Just look at that thing...i just want to get my feet going like Fred Flinstone and race someone.

Race cars go fast, grocery carts do not. Who came up with this idea? Until they put a racetrack on the floor..between the deli and the ice cream aisle, I'm not certain this was the best idea. Maybe they should make them buses since buses go slow. Have you  ever seen anyone without a child pushing one.  Just to get their weekly groceries? I haven't but I think I will next time. Because it would be quite funny, I wont lie. Imagine the stares you would get. I'd be tempted to act like I had an imaginary child just o see if ppl would look. Or maybe I would use the extra space for those 10 lb bags of dogfood I have to buy. Just for the record I'd like to race a senior citizen in one of those electric  carts while I pushed mine. If you are up for this challenge please let me know. I'd like to work on a sponsor. This would be similar to that old school grocery game show "Supermarket Sweep".. That was a good show, Drew Carey move out of the way Price as Right will NEVER be the same. Public Announcement "have your pet spayed or neutered."I opted for the regular cart and went about my business.  Not only are the race car carts stupid and serve no purpose they are ugly.

Speaking of Ugly have you seen "Cuda" she's running for the worlds ugliest dog. Below is her picture.

She looks like a gargoyle and I cant help but laugh. I would wake up every morning and laugh at her. You can find her on the FB, she clearly needs support. She's a little different, but so am I an I like to support special things and special people.

 Look at those legs and that deformed body poor thing. I have nothing bad to say say other than you are one ugly dog. Like, you dont even look real.

Tonight's post has been short and sweet -  until next time, stay classy and be nice to the man who puts mayonnaise on ur burgers at Burger King. Tomorrow's blog promises to be better. For now peace out..I want some sausage.

Ash Wizzle!